I forgot to tell this story. A few weeks ago before an evening ride I decided I'd put my bib on in the bathroom at work instead of fumbling around in the coffee shop parking lot trying not to show everyone on Barton Road my ass. I changed at work and then put my clothes on again right over my bib. Then I walked out like normal, drove over to the coffee shop and started getting ready to ride. Standing in the parking lot, I took off my shirt, put on my heartrate monitor strap, put on a base layer, zipped up my jersey, took off my Docs, took off my pants, and then started going through my gear bag to get my road shoes. As soon as I started to put my shoes on I realized that I had forgotten to take off my underwear when I took off my pants. I probably spent at least a minute standing there all geared up with a pair of grey Haines boxer-briefs over my black PossAbilities Elite team kit before I realized what was going on. I'm not as cool as I think I am.