Trevor: It's time for an intervention. Your bike riding friends are concerned about the way that you are abusing your bodying doing non-cycling activities like snowboarding, running, hiking, climbing ropes, riding motorcycles, snow-shoeing, and cooking rice and beans. What's next; fly fishing and house cleaning? You have a problem and it needs to be fixed.
I should have known I was in trouble when I bought my training schedule from a guy on E-Bay. The auction item read as follows:
For Sale, “7-Week Boston Marathon Training Schedule.” Only used once. This is guaranteed to get you to the finish line, although it may be in a wheel barrel.
This message was typed with the assistance of my live in nurse.
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I hurt myself snowboarding in Mammoth.
I can still ride, and the fact that I can't remove a t-shirt without pain is of little consequence. All hail the full-zip jersey!
Trevor: It's time for an intervention. Your bike riding friends are concerned about the way that you are abusing your bodying doing non-cycling activities like snowboarding, running, hiking, climbing ropes, riding motorcycles, snow-shoeing, and cooking rice and beans. What's next; fly fishing and house cleaning? You have a problem and it needs to be fixed.
I should have known I was in trouble when I bought my training schedule from a guy on E-Bay. The auction item read as follows:
For Sale, “7-Week Boston Marathon Training Schedule.” Only used once. This is guaranteed to get you to the finish line, although it may be in a wheel barrel.
This message was typed with the assistance of my live in nurse.
Live Nurse? What's his name?
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