Nov 25, 2007

Ryder and Destry Do Disneyland

"You are forgiven for your sins. Bless you my son," says the mouse.



They rode It's a Small World three times. "What do you mean the boats are bottoming out?" says Ryder.


"Psssst. Ryder, act like you're asleep when we get home and we won't have to help unload the car. I learned that from my mommy and it works like a charm every time."


The lights are about to go out on Small World.

7 comments:

Blum said...

Matt, you do realize that the It's a Small World "renovation" is due to multi-cultral, liberal hippies. Blaming it on fat people is a ruse. I heard that all the characters will now speak Spanish only and English subtitles will be projected on the walls. It's a sign of things to come, amigo.

Jon said...

Hola Matthew.

http://www.xmission.com/~dderhak/recipes.html

Anonymous said...

Fat peolpe were drawn to the ride because of the name " it's a small world. " As blum states the new name " grande el hefe " will now feature a horchata river suitable to drink. But no fatty keep your hands in the boat !

Anonymous said...

Matt, you forgot the part where Ryder said, "Psssst. Destry, right when we get home jump in the shower and stay in there for a really long time so you won't have to help unload the car. I learned that from my daddy and it works like a charm every time."

Anonymous said...

This blog is only big enough for one "anonymous".

The long hot shower reference would clearly speak volumes of the true identity of anonymous. Anyone who was truly anonymous would have no idea to the length and temp of senor matt's showers.

Matt said...

Wrong! I do 10-hour weekends and don't shower until Monday morning. My scent is my signature.

Anonymous said...

Just the other day I was at the car wash.....The free air freshner was infact " 10 hour matt ". that smell of 2 day old bike kit,bar tape and bike seat really keeps the car alive.