Since I have absolutely nothing to say these days, here’s what I heard other people say while I was attending a conference a few months ago:
“Your politics and your religious beliefs are like your underwear. I hope they’re comfortable for you, but that doesn’t mean I need to see them.”
“I live so far back in the sticks that even the Presbyterians are handling snakes.”
"I’m too busy working to make any money”.
“I went to the vending machine and it was $3.50 for a Coke! That better come with rum.”